Warner Brothers announced a partnership with LeBron James just one month after they renewed their trademark on Space Jam you know what that means people space jam too it's going to happen I for one would love to see LeBron James in space jam too because the original space jam is hot garbage that movie sucks oh man and the internet loves it oh no way space jam is great no let me stop you there.
Space jam is not great you may love it because you saw it as a kid but because you were a simple child you didn't recognize that the plot was lame the writing was lazy Bugs Bunny's voice was a poor facsimile of Mel Blanc's and Michael Jordan has all the charisma of a poorly assembled ikea cabinet Michael Jordan is such a bad actor that he's almost not believable as a basketball player.
Let's see if I remember how to do this yeah not buying it oh but the soundtrack has Method Man the soundtrack has a single verse from Method Man it also has a track from the spin doctors featuring biz markie e if a soundtrack made a movie good weed remember singles all but what about Bill Murray. Bill Murray's great yeah I like Bill Murray doesn't mean I'm gonna watch Garfield on netflix this weekend let's get back to the lead actor look at the scene Oh what's amazing about that scene is that the voice that you hear is clearly not Michael Jordan's but Jordan still manages to act terribly through the dubbing now compare that to LeBron James.
Lebron is acting do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family yes yes yes I do you tell me that all the time you randomly just text me that I was relevant weird it's weird enough free Texan you notice how LeBrons talking normally and not like someone wrote down lines for him to say that's called acting and maybe Michael Jordan could have learned to do it if someone had bet him that he couldn't do it.
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