I didn't feed the local cat today.

I heard about a grumpy cat.

What song! I am close to saying three little words about it...

I didn't like it, ooooh noooo....

I'm so calm right now. I think I've been lulled to the edge of sleep by that soft yet twangly wobbly wonder.

Ooh... such a good cat song!

I am going to keep it for the local cat... for the next time I don't feed it. It is that good.

It's not really for a cat is it? I'm sure it will transcend the language barrier and calm them.