No, not the browser ones.
The best you ever had, or hope you can ever taste.
Stroopwafels
The second part introducing the one and only real Dutchland. Finally there is a real virtual country for the Dutch, the people who have been mucked for centuries. Thought to speak German, stated to be from a non-excistent made up country 'Holland'. Stated to be Dutch, but without a country of their own. Even though Germans are close to being the real Dutchies in calling their country 'Deutschland'. We know they are not, how dare they even claim to be D(e)ut(s)ch!?
Nederland, the Netherlands, it is unreal, does not excist, everybody knows that. There is no Nederish language, there are no Nederish people. In Dutchland we call this fake-news, while we hide out in our no-go areas. Try to find Nederland on any map, it does not excist! Really, it's true. But the poor Dutch need a country too, for now it is just one big no-go zone, really it's huge.
Dutchland is the best
While speed skating on our perma frost canals in Amsterdam we transport our Tulip in big baskets on our backs. Our skates are made of wooden- shoes with cow bones underneath. This is such a tough way of skating that we became the best speed skaters in the world. Yes, it is true, we are the best, even only having 17 million inhabitants we beat the whole world. It's true, really, Dutchland is the number one.
The best cookie
The virtual country on a blockchain, known as Dutchland, home of the best, presents to you the best cookie ever. It has soft smooth caramel locked in between two round wafels. This combination will knock the socks off your feet. You will remember the first taste of these 'Stroopwafels' as the best first time sex that you never had. You thought fudge was great? Then this will have you throw it all away. (Too much...?) Okay maybe I am exaggerating it a wee bit... But it is really a great taste.
Time to learn
Now the Nederish speaking people might have an advantage here again. So it might be quite easy for them to become virtuanauts of Dutchland. We can understand they want too of course because everybody knows Nederland is like Atlantis, it is a myth. Anyway, time to learn how to richtig say: "Mag ik een stroopwafel van u?".
Now the 'g' sound is used a lot in Dutchland. For this imagine a soft throat clearing sound. You know, like you need to get rid of some phlem, but without attracting too much attention. Also the u is a tough one. Many English speaking make it sound like 'You', while it is more near a short 'uuj', with a silent j. Yes, this one is tough to grasp.
In an English way to speak like: "Maag ick un stropewaafal vaan uuj?" And when you are one of the lucky few, you will be rewarded with one of the best treats of Dutchland, the orgasmic taste of 'De Stroopwafel'! It is great with a cup of tea or coffee, dip it in, enjoy the smooth caramel. Eat them warm, cold or in between. Once you've tasted them you'll sure want more.
Until next time
Thank you for joining in and maybe you will become one of the people of the virtuality Dutchland. Maybe we can make the Stroopwafel our export succes together.
This concludes part 2, hope you join in next time too.
