Now, excuse me while I go finger my butthole to some classic Staind songs and scream slurs at an 11 year old about how I fuck his mother while playing COD Warzone. Haven't posted an EDC shot in a long time, mostly because I feel like barely anyone on here is into this shit. But, lick my soggy ass. I feel like shitposting right now, so enjoy. If you don't have a trained eye, you might not notice the Kershaw Launch 8 switchblade in the photo, one of my more recent key essentials for my EDC set up. There's also a nice titanium flashlight hanging around, as I enjoy blinding my fiancee with it, because I'm an asshole. We also have the wonderful BeerRambit, something which I actually hardly get to use anymore. Probably because I think beer fucking blows and would much rather just drink some whiskey or vodka. Still works as a nice fidget toy and I'll always know if I need to pry someones mouth open to steal their teeth for some sort of pyramid scheme, I'm covered. And, finally, the ultimate item for this EDC is the Legend of Zelda themed handkerchief, the perfect thing to show my epic gamer style while also being the best tool to chloroform someone who disagrees with me on twitter.
So, here's just some of the things I carry occasionally throughout my day. What about you, sweaty neckbeards of Hive? Anyone else carry anything fun? Feel free to let me know. Virgins.
Hope you enjoyed the shitpost. Until next time.
Later!
