so heres how it went...I ate Cajun French fries. usually spicy and greasy food dosent bother me. everything was good, went to work. about 4 hours in I had that "take a crap" sensation come over me in an instant. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could. unfortunately I only made it to the bathroom door. diarrhea was so bad I ended up throwing out my socks, shoes and pants.
it gets better...im trying to finish my work fast so I can leave when a friend stops by and wont stop talking to me. I tried to clean myself up before I went back to work, it was bad though. I'm sure I smelled nasty. I'm wondering the whole time if he can smell it. as soon as I could get my friend to go I told my boss I had to go home and why...his reaction (after he realized I was serious)"I'm really not sure how to respond to this". hope that gave you all a good laugh.