So I heard you all like (or at least tolerate) pictures of really good burgers. I submit for your approval the Jalapeño Egg burger at Bronx Burgers in Madison Heights, MI -- a quarter pound of beef, lettuce, tomato, bacon, cheddar cheese, red onions, jalapeños, and a freaking fried egg. This was taken in January of 2015 with my Nexus 5.
Edit: Apologies, submitted this with the wrong title. Fixed now.