Have you heard......
They said the world will end on September 23rd, thats 2days from today. In case you've gossiped about me, done anything bad to me or even been stingy too , its time to make amends (before its too late).
And those of you that still have plenty money in your account, you better start sharing it out, you wont take it along.
So in essence, i am broke, Someone should transfer money to my account. Thank You