Center for Reality Engineering and Biohacking Solutions

Welcome to the Center for Reality Engineering and Biohacking Solutions, the one-stop shop for all your existential needs.

Your life just ended but the gods are pleased and would like to grant you another one.

For clients who are tagged as NDEs, we offer free repairs and quick trips to other universes, courtesy of the gods.

For clients who are totally dead and with good Karma Score, we offer the following services:

[Memory Retrieval] - Download all your previous memories and remember everything that you are.
[New Life] - Suspend all your memories and be born again in another universe. This is a great chance to improve your Karma Score.
[Virtuarium] - Stay indefinitely in one of CREBS Park’s state-of-the-art Life Simulator systems called Virtuarium and experience a realistic existence in a universe of your choice without the need for a body and without risking your Karma Score. You are free to disconnect anytime and enjoy all the other amenities that our park has to offer.
[The Psycheverse] - This is the Metaverse of the Multiverse. It is currently in beta so we don’t guarantee customer satisfaction here. It runs on top of the Ayahuasca Protocol. It is basically the ultimate virtual meeting space for everyone in the multiverse.

For clients with special cases, we make arrangements that are requested by the gods.

For clients who have bad Karma Scores, the gods will decide your fates. Please proceed to Tory Purga’s office.

Cheers.

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