After the revelations came yesterday that Morgan Freeman had been accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct people living in Vancouver like myself were also wondering what was happening to our transit line.
To explain our public transit system has been marred by a lot of technical difficulties. Recently the decision to replace all our robot voices with Morgan Freeman seemed like a placating yet delightful proposition. Every time you pass through a stall you'd hear his buttery voice. Now with the new revelations rumors are he'll be replaced with Seth Rogan's. Which if true would be a stark contrast (insert adorable stoner laugh here).
