Two lazy man
Once, the two were kept for the protection of the body of the king. But they are very lazy. Therefore, the commander of the king once set fire to their house. But they did not move one hair. After the fire, they were sent to the forest in the forest. They started living there. One will guard another while sleeping. The other will sleep for another day.
Once a sepoy was going there. One of them said,
1st lazy: Come on here, this fighter's brother.
Fighter: Why?
1st laziness: this is not that big on my chest. Give it to me.
Fighter: Why do not you do yourself?
1st lazy: Who is going to raise his face now!
Fighter: Tell the man next to you.
2nd lazy: And do not say brother. I can not.
Fighter: But why?
The second lazy: I was about to watch him yesterday. I smelled in sleep. One dog urinated me in the face. But I did not resist the dog.