Students be like "I can't wait to write my final year exam and put on my NYSC khaki"
Fresh graduates be like "Thank God we made it.... NYSC loading"
Prospective Corp Members be like "wow I can't wait for my call-up letter and for me to goto camp"
FIRST DAY IN CAMP, CORP MEMBERS STORM FACEBOOK
corp members be like "Selfie things, clique clique"
Corp members be like "Mami things, chilling with my guys/girls, clique clique selfie things"
ONE WEEK IN CAMP
Corp members in camp be like "I can't wait to go home, everyday nonsense parade under sun and rubbish sleeping tablet SAED programmes mtchwwwww"
AFTER POSTING
Corp member be like "what kind of nonsense PPA is this, even the Pple in this local govt are wicked "
Corp member be like "must every body teach, how can they send me to teach kids when I didn't study teaching"
AFTER TWO MONTHS
corp member be like "Federal govt should increase this N19,800 this is wickedness, how do they expect us to survive and bla bla bla"
Corp members be "this community Pple are wicked, my employer is wicked, bla bla bla"
AFTER THREE MONTHS (CORP MEMBER LOSES WEIGHT)
corper stops uploading picture of him or her on khaki
corp member turns into an activist and be like "Federal govt should scrap this useless scam called NYSC, bla bla bla.
Las Las we go make am