This isn't the military. This isn't wartime. This isn't Abu Ghraib. This is a case of 70 businesses in small town America. National fast food chains and retail stores...
Click to watch 23 minutes (or just watch the first 5 minutes),
Do what I tell you. I will take full responsibility. This is an urgent LAW ENFORCEMENT matter. My chief inspector is on the other line and they want you to follow my instructions to the letter.
Also, you can get people to co-operate with you better if you use the word "because" and then state the obvious (like, "I need to use the copier because I need to make copies of this report") and it works even better if you say you're in a rush.
"I'd rather die than give you control"
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