Someone took a big dump on my stairs.
As I am the building manager I get to clean everything up.
This might sound funny to you but it's not funny to me.
People we have toilets now.
This was the most disgusting thing I ever had to do in this building.
You know he was on my video camera while doing it.
If you think Canadian people are so nice.
You were wrong. they are outright disgusting.
The very next day
I confronted the man who pooped on my stairs.
Showed him the video.
I said to him you could have done that outside.
He remained speechless, all hungover
From a big night of drinking the night before.
He didn't even say I'm sorry.
I only had one word to say to this man who pooped on my stairs.
come on people you know the word.