Once upon a time, there lived a civil servant who worked inside a ministry. One day after a hearty breakfast of beans the civil servant washed to face the greatest of horrors, purging doing office hours. This made the civil servant to embark on his greatest adventure, to find a toilet. All the toilets in his unit were either broken or had dried faeces decorating the white porcelain then tried his permanent secretary's toilet which like all big men offices was locked.
The sweating servant rushed from ministry to ministry only to have his hopes dashed everytime, just as he was resigned to shitting on himself he hears a voice call to him.
"Oga, i hear say you dey find toilet, my toilet na 20 naira if you fit manage am." Said the gateman of the post office.
And so was the civil servant saved by the superhero called 'The Industrious gateman. '