Dear Aunty,

( When you are with a wrong man, no matter what you do you are wrong. If you try to communicate; you are nagging. If you stop communicating; you are hiding things from him. If you try to have an opinion; you are pushy. If you try to ask his opinion; you are buggy. If you fart in his face; arhhh! you're disrespectful.

( Nothing you do excites him, nothing you say tickles him, no act of yours will ever impress him, nothing you do gets appreciated, even when you breath he'll say you're wasting oxygen. No matter how you try to touch and adjust a Nokia charger, it will never be able to charge an iPhone...

IT IS À WASTE OF TIME TRYING TO PLEASE AN UNGRATEFUL MAN.. 

BE WISE.....