This person’s name is Girl Crush. And that’s bad news for her, because when you Google that, you get returns for the Little Big Town song “Girl Crush” and nothing about her. Honey, if you’re going to be L.A.’s newest pop tart/”femcee”/producer, as it says on the social media pages that finally turned up deep into page three of my search returns, you need more than this skirt; you need a name that’s going to put you on page one.