According to Faux News Press (FNP), President Binyamin Netanyahu was very angered by U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon's authorizing the deployment of Curtis Sliwa's Guardian Angels as an official U.N. peacekeeping force along the Israeli-Palestinian border at Gaza. According to FNP sources, including Israeli media superstar Gurli Gur, "BiBi" has reached out to Chad "Bad Chad" Chaddakah, head of the Israeli branch of Hells Angels, based in Haifa. Highly placed sources in the Netanyahu administration, strictly on the basis of anonymity, affirm that "BiBi" has sent an IDF delegation to Arizona to meet with Sonny Barger, founder & head of The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, USA, the mother club of international Hells Angels. According to Gurli Gur, Senator John McCain would also attend the meeting. If the Israelis can win Barger's approval, then Bad Chad could begin deploying Hells Angels along the Israeli side of the border with Gaza and block any advance the Guardian Angels might have planned. Sources within McCain's main office in Arizona would neither confirm nor deny this report. Nor have newshounds working the United Nations beat uncovered any evidence that Ban Ki-Moon has any knowledge of the new Israeli initiative.
According to Drat Johnson, Middle East correspondent for FNP, all his usual sources in Israel fear that war may soon erupt in the Holy Land. One source told Johnson that he had a chilling vision of "angels at war."
[Faux News Press ("FNP"] on Bravenet.com is mine. Here on Steemit I will occasionally pick up themes developed by me earlier in that blog. The caricatures used are also my creations.]