I've got lots of fun ones today.
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What
What?
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that show will going to kill it... gradually waiting for that..
...I'm glad you'll be waiting gradually. Otherwise....well, I don't even WANT to know.
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Oh, right. I get it now. A broom turned into a scarecrow. For Halloween. That totally makes sense, since this post is about Halloween [NOT], and also Valentine's Day is around the corner, and that's kind of like Halloween. Took me a minute, but I totally get it now.
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Please you vote me
Please you. Vote. Me.
Please. You vote, me.
Please you. Vote, me.
Please. You vote, me.
Please. You vote me.
Please you. Vote me.
Hmmmm, I can't figure out which one of these above configurations is the correct one. Wanna give us a hint? I think it's the last one.
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please help me to follow
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a can upvote and follow you
rafikih, I think instead of using Einstein as your avatar, you should use this:
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Follow nazard17
Nazard sounds like a cross between "lizard" and "nads." Is that where you got your username?
THIS IS A LIZARD:
THIS IS NADS:
SO IS THIS:
Any questions?
favoritestupidcomments
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I like strong and cute sharing
ME TOO!!! I was thinking, man, I wish someone would post something that was both strong AND cute. It just never happens. And well, here we are! Together. And I feel like now anything could happen.
Wanna Tag Too???
Just respond to stupidcomments by saying "Congratulations! You Win! Please see link below." Then share a link to my latest favoritestupidcomments post. You can share the link outright, or do simple markdown for a cleaner look, as follows:
- Put a left bracket [
- Enter the text into the bracket that you'd like to say, such as "Congratulations, you win..."
- Close the text with a right bracket ]
- Directly follow (no space in between) with a left parenthesis (
- Copy/paste the url from the latest favoritestupidcomments post you'd like to refer to
- Close with a right parenthesis )
- submit comment.
You can also:
Upvote people who have stupidcomments on their post, as sort of a counterbalance in the ecosystem
Share your favorite stupidcomments below for a possible upvote from me! (and others)