How To Make A Safe Room To Guard Yourself From Nuclear Attacks ☢

After yesterday's Hive account@dollarvigilante post my son and I got totally scared and made sure to buy a shitload of gold and make a safe room in our appartment:

How to make a safe house yourself:

1. Buy gold bars
2. Take a picture of them
3. Remove any background from the image.
4. Put it on whitespace.
5. Put the final image on your second screen
6. Place the second screen on the table
7. Get some tinfoil.
8. Make a tinfoil hat
9. Get a baby
10. Put the tinfoil hat first on yourself before helping your baby
11. Put the tinfoil hat on the baby.
12. Sit under the table.
13. Wait for Vlad to nuke you and Angela to bring water.

Have a great weekend y'all!

Thanks Hive account@fyrstikken for the inspiration!

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