and by that i mean, it's boring. hey, if i had my ass wiped and coddled my whole life, i would be pretty pissed if someone suddenly refused to change my diaper. i mean look, i get it, you're allowed by other women to act like a literal fucking baby until you're 40 or older. but i'm telling you right now that you're a grown ass man, and all the excuses in the world that your momma and girlfriend/wife make for you aren't going to get me to bend over backwards to accommodate your misogyny.