The trees could not stop dancing to the soft songs of the breeze, causing a cold, mild weather jingling the hairs of those who stood on its way, causing the curtains and the Iroko to wave as the sun retired to its resting Place. “I thought Mr. Felix normally comes back from work by 6:00pm or after 6, I don’t understand him these days, He comes back at any time” complained Erudus to his wife Aritha. “Is it because you are currently jobless, that’s why you have turned to a general overseer?” Replied Aritha. “Don’t remind me of my situation please, I’m just trying to be a good neighbor” Erudus defended himself.
Mr. Felix was their next door neighbor who lived in a two-bedroom flat apartment with his 19-year-old, tall, fair wife with an intimidating breast size, overwhelming buttocks, dark beautiful eyes and a natural hair that relaxed even without a relaxer. She was an epitome of beauty and every man who saw her on her day of marriage wished they had first dated her before then. Mr. Felix was a Civil Servant who worked from 8:00am to 6:00pm but because of his recent promotion, his work was now mainly supervision so he was unquestionable of whatever time he decided to come back home. His wife observed this behavioral revolution in the husband but suspected nothing as the husband didn’t yet share the promotion news with her but was waiting to do so on her Birthday (30th December) now being 10th. Mrs. Felix on the other hand was a full time housewife.
Who knows what has been going on in the eyes of the crocodile without it taking cognizance of. As most couples do, waiting for everything to be alright before they venture into bearing of children, the case of these two neighbors weren’t different. They were childless by their own making. They enjoyed disturbing everybody at night with their agonistic love tunes that will make a married man to mount on his wife immediately. This has been the case for all nights, it was as if they were making love as a champion’s league competition to win a trophy for the world. Little did they know that these moanings activated each other into testing what his neighbor has been eating for some time. Hmmmmmm, the story continues.
Mr. Felix has been secretly admiring Aritha, his neighbor’s wife and her seductive smiles. On the other hand, Erudus, being at home due to joblessness has been secretly sleeping with Mrs. Felix (who on earth will rejects that kind of feminine endowment? Refer to the second image to confirm). On Mr. Felix first attempt to get into Aritha, she submitted to some extent as Mr. Felix was every woman’s dream. After Mr. Felix successfully registered with Aritha’s most sacred Lower feminine source of pride, He started to login at any slightest opportunity when Erudus has gone to bet or watch football. So it was a do me, I do you contest, yet without them knowing.
One Friday evening, Erudus and Mrs. Felix were busy steeming it……… sorry “Steaming it” in Mr. Felix’s apartment, they got carried away by what I can’t describe. Someone knocked at the Door and said “Sweetheart, I’m hooooome!!!”. From the bedroom, Mrs. Felix heard her Husband’s voice and immediately disengaged with Erudus and ran to welcome the Husband. Erudus on the other hand -sharp guy- immediately dived under the bed. Mr. Felix being unusually hungrier for sex on his return than food wanted Mrs. Felix to give way but She protested with an excuse that she needed to buy foodstuffs in the market before they sellers closed for the day and left, the hungry man, agreed with hope that there was an alternative.
Once Mrs. Felix left, Mr. Felix Knowing fully well that Erudus would be at the betting Shop to watch Arsenal vs Chelsea match, He quickly called Aritha to come over and service the hungry Lion which she immediately agreed without resistance. Now Erudus under Mr. Felix’s bed could listen to his Wife’s angelic rhythmic tunes as Mr. Felix was badly utilizing what i call “A 20 minutes sexual healing exercise”. Quietly, Erudus wept but couldn’t come out. The people at work now enjoyed themselves for over 30 minutes without knowing. Now there was a knock at the door, Mrs. Felix is back!!! NOW BREATH IN….. AND BREATH OUT……….. Mr. Felix hurriedly arranged the stage and ran to the door to welcome the wife while Aritha ran under the same bed that her Husband ran under. Hmmmmmm What an unfaithful reunion.
If you were Erudus, what will you do to your wife and if you were Aritha, what will you do to your husband?
I remain
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