ficwar prompt: Jager shipping wars.
“Aggil!” Xox roared, proving he was a proponent of Agatha/Gil.
“Targatha!” Hollered Drej, proving he was a proponent of Agatha/Tarvek.
“Aggil!”
“Targatha!”
“Aggil!”
“Targatha!”
“RRRHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!”
Pixo kept supping her soup.
“Hyu is not fightink?” asked a so-far casual bystander.
“Hy try to schtay out ov dese tings,” she admitted. “But hy am a liddle fond of Agthar.”
“Agthar?”
“Agatha/Othar.”
The bystander made a face. “Eugh. Hyu haz not goot taste.”
“Which is vhy Hy schtay out ov dese tings.”