There's a new scam on the street.
Free baths.
Who doesn't love a good bath?
I myself much prefer a bath to a shower.
Fortunately I happen to have a bathtub, but most people that I know aren't so lucky. They just have a small bathroom with a little shower.
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Therefore, when they see a stranger with a sign up that says Free Bath they get excited.
It's usually an elderly man with a garden hose and a bucket.
If there's two things these days you just see all over the place it's those random bicycles that you rent, and these people that are offering free baths.
Of course, when you see something like a free bath you have to ask yourself, what are these people really after?
Just last night after coming home from the bar I dropped two of my beautiful workmates off near their apartment. A gentleman outside was offering a free bath and they decided to take him up on it.
I sat in my car watching closely as this elderly homeless fellow was lathering their lithe young bodies with his bare hands. He paid particular attention to their bare breasts.
"That's some good service right there." I couldn't help but think quickly
As they stood naked shivering under the lukewarm water from his plastic bucket, I couldn't help but think one more thing to myself....
What is this guy up to?
We all know nothing is really free in this world.
I can tell you that I'm not sure yet what the free bath scam is all about, but I advise you to be careful.
When something seems too good to be true, it usually is.