I was on what was supposed to be a simple vacation. I've always wanted to visit Universal Studios in Florida. A dream of mine since freshman year of Highschool, I decided no time like the presence, man I was stoked. Plenty of time for the beach in between amusement park adventures. I was literally dressed like a tourist getting ready to walk through the Threshold of Universal Studios, and no shit my phone goes off. "Mother Fuckers! You can't be serious! Fucking Shitty job! Everything under the sun is a dirt nap in this world, If I don't check in...Immediately proceed to such and such government building and standby for Secure Comms. This is a first! Now I'm on call? I reluctantly walked out of Universal Studios near tears! It was like my childhood pet just got ran over by a dump truck right before my eyes!
In the secure meeting room ,"The Operator" held court, and preceded to read me the riot act,"Your mission is to interrogate this highly classified subject. If you breach the confidentiality of this meeting in any detail you will be terminated on the spot. Now that is out of the way relax as I catch you up", The Operator finished. WTF I thought! Getting threatened with a double tapping seems to never get old with this fucking group. "This is your very first time participating in an interrogation", the Operator continued."We are using the fact your clearance is extremely high and the subject is pretty soft. The guy we want you to talk to is a regular everyday guy, no training, not a hardened individual in anyway, he is a lot like you Confessor in that way, so with your background we believe you can connect with the subject and get the information we need, we will do a quick catch and release if we hear what we want. Sounds good?", finished the Operator. What if I say no it sounds like shit? why even ask?, but that was all in my head. "Sounds great lets get started! Universal Studios Awaits!", I beamed. Than...,"Not for you, after this interview for security reasons you will be moved directly to your homebase for a security quarantine procedure, make sure you are not being surveilled" said the Operator. Ohhhh fuck I thought...
Nice! The interview room was empty except for the 2 chairs and table just as I requested, moving up in this high stakes world of death and bullshit. I grabbed a seat and got my notes out and in walks my prisoner who sits down in front of me face to face. He looks so lost that as soon as I seen him I yelled,"Sit Down Waldo!" Get it! He is lost like the famous "Wheres Waldo" he even resembles him a bit, and inspired by the opening line of VanHalen's "Hot For Teacher" classic 80's video, oh I couldn't stop laughing hysterically. It only made ,"The Prisoner" that much more awkward and uncomfortable as he took a seat. Yeah I thought to myself,"He's deader than a fucking hammer",
"Prisoner", I said."What do you know? What makes you so special? Why the emergency to interrogate you? This is life and death shit so please co-operate with me, understand? I can't stress enough I'm on your side, I don't deal with water boarding or torture, but if it goes past me... I can't imagine you would last 20 minutes before they send in a crash crew to revive you so you can go unlimited rounds of torture until your heart gives out. O.K. pal, your turn to talk.
The Prisoner was biting his nails during my introduction to him. I didn't need to threaten him, I only had to listen, he was going to talk. The Prisoner began his story," The President lost 2 billion dollars. Out of 4 while in office it was just announced, that's because the President self financed an operation during his term to download digital dirt directly from the NSA on every dark secret in Washington D.C., it was an expensive ambitious operation, not because of the cost of getting the information, it was building a complex to facilitate the information, storing it securely in a private data vault. I was just one of many project managers. Everything was so compartmentalized that I can only paint a large picture of the operation, but can't give specifics.
"Remember when the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv moved to Jerusalem a couple years ago? the Prisoner asked, and I nodded in confirmation. "What you are looking for is in the hands of the Israeli Government in Jerusalem". When the President recognized Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel and moved the embassy, it was part of the deal. The President and his family for life have a Mossad detail exclusively dedicated to their safety in gratitude for the Historic move and recognition. So what you physically seek might as well be in another universe, good luck getting past the Israelis
When the Election was rigged and hijacked by corporate interests involved in the worlds biggest pay for play scam, they told the President to yield or it will be all out scorched earth including suitcase size Nukes going off in all 50 States. "The Library" as we call it is a part of a mutually assured destruction program whereby if any harm comes to the country or President the NSA Data on the Washington swamp goes viral, including video on 1,000's of Washington Elite, treason, false flag terror, it's all there!", than it was the Prisoners turn to laugh uncontrollably. I got to admit this is real funny shit I thought, I struggled hard not to smile back at the Prisoner. After his laughing spell the Prisoner continued with what was likely the reason he was laughing so hard,"One final word, Every Project manager was issued a dead man switch with a percentage of the entire download. If we are hunted down individually a major data dump will ensue, per each team members death". That was the Prisoner's final word on the interrogation.
On my way out of the interview I passed by a room that was covered wall to wall with plastic sheeting. This guy is so fucked I thought in disbelief, it's been over a week and nothing has hit the news yet. Was he bluffing on that dead man switch? Ohhhhhhh he's so fucking dead...
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