J. K. Rowling revealed the amazing benefits your Plumber brings to the world.
She revealed, to everyone's amazement except us heroes in the plumbing trade that nothing beats our modern plumbing systems.
Rowling let the startling news out when she talked about how that when wizards poop, "They used to use magic to get rid of the evidence."
What...Cheaters...How is a guy like me supposed to make a living like hat.
But then the amazing qualities of plumbing made its' way into the world of magic.
“Hogwarts’ plumbing became more elaborate in the eighteenth century (this was a rare instance of wizards copying Muggles, because hitherto they simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence),” she wrote.
Today fellow plumbers, we should hold our heads high and know that we solve both real world and magic world problems and rid the world of wizards just stopping in the street and pooing. Who wants to see that even if they can hide it?
Velit Celare Meis Pulmentum. Hermione's bathroom spell? (yes you can use Google translator and cheat)
Et Abscondam Humo Operies. Harry Potter's bathroom spell?
Leave a spell suggestion in the comments if you want to help further bring the true value of plumbers to the world.
Disclaimer I am a Plumber by trade. :)