Mary Poppins didn't just get around with an umbrella.
She went into the sky on the steps of smoke and smut.
"I'm just here to sweep your chimney and lay some pipe on your nanny, gov'nor"
So, like... Dude punched through his hat.
Looked him dead in the eye, and punched through his hat.
What the fuck?
Who does that?
Was that a thing in the 60s?
I swear to God, next time someone pisses me off, I'm taking off their hat and punching through it.
They'll never see it coming.
What an absolute psychopath.
Like... How do you even punch through a hat?
Dude was a banker, even. He could have afforded a hat that was structurally sound.
I'm obsessed with this hat now. I can't get this and I'm giggling like I am.
Seriously... What is this?