Recently me and my girlfriend got dinner with a couple of ultra liberals/progressives.They told us all about thier veganism, meeting at a hippy retreat and traveling India.

I mentioned that I encouraged my girlfriend to quit smoking and she did successfully and I was very proud of her! A few minutes later the other girl announced that she was going outside for a cigarette, upon getting up she flashed my girl the most venimous, spitefull look * I can do what you can't!*

These really progressive types who are into...
No racism!
No homophobia!
No transphobia!
...Always end up being petty, undercover bigots