Today, I call on general 
to stand up for Venezuela!
General it's your duty to come to my party and try the Fit Board!
This thing is a hell of a lot of fun!
I haven't had this much fun since I spoke at The Heritage Foundation.
Maduro must go... out and buy one of these too!
Maduro must get fit.
Don't listen to the Cubans, Salsa dancing is not gonna get the job done.
You have a duty to protect the Venezuelan people form the dangers of Salsa.
Fit Boarding is your only option.
When I'm on my fit board, nobody usurps my turn.
