Me: “Excuse me, do you mind if I ask you a question?”
Female: “Yeah sure”
Me: “Do you smell upsexy in here?”
Female: “Oh god.”
Me: “What? I just wanted to know if you smell any upsexy.”
Female: “I’m not saying it.”
Me: “I don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s just that something smells like upsexy and I’m trying to figure out what.”
Female: “Please stop.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t know what you mean.”
Female: “If I say it will you leave me alone?”
Me: “Look, I was just curious if you smelled upsexy. That’s it. I don't know what you think I’m trying to pull. I just wanted to ask a question, and I’ve tried to be as polite as possible. I don’t mean any trouble and I sincerely apologize if you got the wrong idea.”
Female: “Alright… screw it… What’s up sexy?”
Me: “Not much how about you.”
Female: “Get the fuck away from me.”