Top 10 things to do instead of watching football. (Since your favorite team sucks and is out of the playoffs)
- Do household chores. (cleaning the bathrooms can be cathartic)
- Work of your golf game. (unless your golf game sucks worse than your football team)
- Go surfing. (tight, skimpy bathing suits)
- Go skiing. (tight, form fitting ski pants)
- Go to work. (the inbox is brimming)
- Pet the cat/dog.
- Take a nap.
- Go to Costco. (free snacks)
- Exercise. (jump on scale to really motivate yourself)
- Watch football and complain about how you favorite team sucks.