As first reported on my Twitter account (
1/ Suggested DO FO platform: Abolish legislature. Lucrative real estate! Move legislature to mom’s basement #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
2/ Mom can cook for MPPs. Lunch at 1:00, dinner 5:30. Get your breakfast at Tim’s and remember to complain about higher prices due to minimum wage hike. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
3/ Queen’s Park Press Gallery to be renamed The Little Bitches and Pricks Stuck on the Other Side of the Fence. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
4/ Cabinet meetings to be held at night in the basement. The Guess Who, Deep Purple and Led Zep are encouraged, but keep it down ‘cause mom has to sleep. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
5/ Hansard to be paperless to save $$$. To be replaced by twitter. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
6/ Queen’s Park to be hub for monorail system down to Port Lands. To be called Rob Rail. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
7/ 15% reduction provincial portion of property tax. Will pay for it in savings by privatizing garbage pickup east of Yonge all the way to Quebec. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
8/ Reduce the number of sitting MPPs from the current 107 to “about 12, 13 or 14, depending on how many we can fit down there without removing the wet bar.” #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
9/ The Speaker is also to be in charge of the bar and stereo. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli
10/ Everyone must supply their own toilet paper. And, remember, if it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down -- I mean poop, not Patrick. #FordNation #PCPO #onpoli