Today has turned from one of those blah, non-exciting, just another run-of-the-mill type days into quite an interesting experience to say the least.
I was making my way across campus minding my own business when all of a sudden I heard someone standing up in the courtyard yelling
Keep Your Legs Closed!
Turns out it was this old dude with a staff.
With many other examples such as
"Say NO to Dope"
"Stay True to Your Virginity"
and of course the above photo
Be A Ho No Mo
After listening for a short while and watching the crowd grow larger (and more irate) I had to ask myself...
Where DAFUQ do you find these people?
And who in college is still a virgin? I thought high-school took care of that.
Anyways, It pretty much turned into a shit show of students looking to argue against religious idealisms. But I must admit the most exciting part was when a group of LGBT students positioned themselves right in-front of the speaker and a few lesbians really made this show interesting.
The speaker definitely didn't have any issues making comments and questions that would directly offend people. He also felt necessary to explain to college students what genitals look like and are used for... and yes you guessed it, homosexuality is not included...
I think the worst was when he asked this gay couple...
"Why do you prefer a pecker when you know it's obviously wrong and will send you to hell?"
Yeah, it was bad. Oh, I guess Weed will send you to hell also!
Apparently lots of things will send you to hell, just ask...
To say the least, it was a good time.
Made possible by everyone's favorite phrase
FREE SPEACH
= Say whatever the fuck you feel like saying...
Until Next Time
