For months, I neglected my flag, using it only in extreme cases. I apologise for this. Hive account@berniesanders was very generous with his at the time, so I didn't think there was much need for me to share my own.

However, I realise now that my actions were completely selfish. I am changing my ways for the good of this platform, and will be handing out free flags to a number of people from now on. I already gave out more than 10 yesterday!

If you would like a free flag, which is very likely, because everyone on this fucking thing is all of a sudden looking for something for free, then all you must do to qualify is;

• Leave me a comment asking me to follow you.

• Leave me a comment complimenting my post without actually touching on any of the subject matter.

• Leave any of the aforementioned types of comments on a post that I am reading.

• Randomly posting links to your active posts in my or any other post I am reading.

• Randomly sending links to your steemit posts to my steemit.chat or discord.

• Making a post about "How to Self-Vote More Efficiently and earn 50% More." (Really?)

• Sucking up to whales or dolphins in my presence.

There you have it, Steemians. Seven simple ways to earn yourself a free flag. I look forward to sharing them throughout the day when I will undoubtedly see all of these things happening.