I want to share this with you guys because i find it really inspiring.
In the famous tale by Ahiqar, later picked up by Aesop (then La Fontaine), the dog boasts to the wolf all the contraptions of comfort and luxury he has, almost prompting the wolf to enlist. Until the wolf asks the dog about his collar and is terrified when he understood its use. "Of all your meals, I want nothing". He ran away and is still running.
The question is: what would you like to be, a dog or a wolf? Just don't be a dog claiming to be a wolf.