It's been a long time I did this, so I thought I'd give it a shot. It's a free write and if you wanna know what its about, hear me out. A freewrite is this magical thing 
It's a weekend and I love weekends because they're my favourite period of the week because of the feel of it. I get to stay indoors but that's basically like every other day. I think it's just the feel of it that makes me enjoy it.
I'm three minutes in and all I have is three paragraphs; I guess my brain does one paragraph a minute but that's not so bad now is it. I didn't make any corrections or alterations to this post. It's just straight typing with no editing. At the end of the five minutes I'll pick a random photo from pixabay that sort of captures the nothingness of the post. Maybe I'll even #posh it on Twitter. Who knows?
Fourth paragraph and I'm really getting into the flow of it. I don't even know if it's weird that I'm saying the umber of the paragraph while typing it, oh well, it's my thoughts and reading this post gives you a clear indication of how I'd talk in real life, I mean face to face.
I finally have a title for this free write. So the initial plan was to title it "Random freewrite" but considering how I've ingeniously come up with a brilliant title along the way, I'll just go with that. SO it took you five paragraphs to know the title of my post, how do you feel? How does it make you feel? this is Belemo and you're talking with him face to face.