Prompt: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
We shall call it Donald Duck. It is a great drawing, it is to be respected. But it needs a name. It is a duck, and it being operated by an idiot called Donald. I can't remember his second name. I think it rhymes with chump.
It's that spyglass that gives it away. So it needs to go. I have just rang Terry Gilliam of Monty Python, so that he can animate the big foot again. Crush it with one big drop.
We may want to wait, because there a guy called Nigel from the UK, who is just about to enter. I can't remember his second name. It rhymes with garage.
On second thoughts, Terry Gilliam, you can go back to making weird but great movies. This calls for a death star. Let's get on the phone.
Oh, there's a problem.
“What's the problem?”
“The problem is,” replied Darth, “They've all been blown up.”
I was about to ask by who, and how, but my throat is feeling a bit tight. I try a bit of tact with the dark lord.
“I'm so sorry, those death stars were beautiful works of art,”
Would have been useful, even though, they were perhaps, considered a little evil. I just wanted to “death star” the duck.
Back to Terry then. Give us a big foot and something to laugh about.
The end, hopefully.
I hope you enjoyed my freewrite. Remember, if the death star don't work, the foot will.
This is the link to the task
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-89-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-check-below