Why did you let them chase me away from the paper? You know, the one hung up on that wall. It attracts me like a magnet. I cannot help it. I'm a cat, so what do they expect? We love things that crinkle and make noise. I mean, it's not like they were actually going to use it anyway. It has been hung there forever.
The blue is a huge attractant to me, kinda like a bull with red.
Human, you need to tell them they are all a bunch of party poopers. I had so much fun making that sound it makes. Oh, and the papers hung up on the big blue one, I tore a few up. I mean, what did they expect when it was within my reach? Maybe they should have gotten a dog. Do dogs play with paper? Hmm, maybe they do, but still. I feel like it was totally hung up for me, or they would have taken it down by now.
Ok, all this talk made me have to poop. Smell ya later, human.
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