I know that I've seen it in person... The fact that this genius just spews out of your fingers as they fly across the keys. And yet, it's really hard to believe that this stuff in all its glory just emerges from you unbidden and unprepared.

I'm particularly partial to, "... felt like coming home."

Also, sex on a stick? That's perfect. I want sex on a stick at the county fair. Where did that come from?

Your talent with imagery, without having to describe each and every little thing, is truly amazing.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If I didn't know by virtue of the fact that I've watched you do it in person, I would never in a million years believe that this is not only a first draft but a five minute first draft.

You are beyond amazing, and I am so amazingly proud to call you my wife.