AND THEN I FOUND THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT HIVE.

Hive can be a bit new and confusing for anyone with semi-retarded tech geek skills. I started out lurking around on Steemit in 2016, but even so I still had a couple of questions I've been wanting to ask about how to do stuff on Hive that I used to be able to do on Steemit.

And then this amazing post fell into my lap. (thanks Hive account@intuitiveart) It was too late for me to repost it, but I would like it on my timeline, so I'm just going to post a link to it:

@jacobpeacock/hive-survival-guide-fifth-edition

It's called the Hive Survival Guide Fifth Edition by Hive account@jacobpeacock - it's brilliant, and brings together everything in one place, but the post only paid $1.04 - it's deserves medals and things, but payouts are tight these days...

Back in the early days of Steemit this post earned $1109 - some selfies of a half naked guy showing off his beer gut :) -

https://steemit.com/life/@brianphobos/the-absurdity-of-before-and-after-transformation-pictures