I realized yesterday that my wallet was fucking empty. That's right, I had no fucks to give. So I decided I needed to go out and buy a fuck or two. I figured, at least this way I would have a fuck or two to give, and that's better than not giving a fuck at all.
So I went to my local fucking exchanges, but they had no fucks to give. They tried to pawn off some shit coin and fucking Doge as being good enough. But I just looked at them and said:
"If you have no Fucks to give, I'm getting the fuck out of here."
I jumped up on my fucking high horse and rode right out of town.
It appears that the only fuckers who fucking carry fuck coins are the people at their site, fucking fucktoken.io where they don't let fucking Americans participate due to the fucking SEC, and they wanted five fucking cents per fucking fuck anyway. Then I found out there were two fucking exchanges that gave fucks. But I didn't belong to either of them, and the fucking process of joining and transferring something I could convert to fucks was too much of a fucking pain for me to give enough of a fuck to make the effort.
So I am left standing out in the fucking rain still fuckless. What the fuck? I did find this fucking gif that 
And what good are fucks anyway?
Fuck Token is a Token based on the fucking etherium fast as fuck blockchain. It is going to have fucking bots. But these are good fucking bots. These bots will fuck around on fucking social networks like twitter, reddit, and I dunno, maybe eventually Facefuck, or Fuckbook. Who knows? But it's a fucking way for people to give a fuck about other people's fucking content, and show they give a fuck by literally giving you a Fuck (token).
So Who Gives a Fuck?
So according to my fucking research, there are two places that give fucks. These fucking exchanges, EtherDelta, and Nova Fucking Exchange. If you have a fucking account at either of these fucking exchanges, and you want to give a fuck, buy some fucks and let me know.
Fucks can be had for about 1.5 cents per fuck, so if you want to buy some fucks and send them to my etherwallet, I'd like to have about 1500 fucks to start out with. I'll send you 25 STEEM in exchange for your 1500 fucks. By my math, that's a small profit for the fucker who sends me some fucks. If you think you deserve more fucking profit for your fucks, then engage in some fucking negotiations in the fucking comments below.
You can send some fucks to my wallet at the following etherium address:
0x138891CE4Bd36bC745BF991b1b0C24A16a51bEe9
If you want to know more about Fuck Tokens, Watch this fucking video. If you don't give a flying fuck, you can just fuck off. But I think the video is pretty fucking funny.
A serious final note. I would like to get some tokens, and will gladly send STEEM or SBD in exchange for some Fuck Token. If you are interested in exchanging with me, please sound off in the comments and or reach me in Discord or steemit.chat under the same username and we can work out the transaction.
*Thanks for reading this fucking post. I am trying to get a few more fucks in here, because, by my count, so far I have given almost eighty fucks. I was hoping to get to 100, but fuck it. I have no more fucks to give! *