Strip clubs are like a haven for bad decisions. I mean when you are the kind of guy who doesn’t know how to read between the lines or; assumes every woman smiling at you is actually into you then a nude strip club is not the place for you. Women working in strip clubs are quite manipulative, and one requires a sober head to understand the difference between having fun and scoring with a woman (but what are the odds?)
There are rules to everything, and that includes strip clubs. Being surrounded by naked women can be quite confusing to anyone, which means you need some personal ground rules on top of the ones set by the club. A fully nude strip club can be overwhelming for anyone, including regulars who might consider themselves immune to some of these things. So, if you are going to a strip club on a Tuesday night – what are some of the bad decisions you should stay clear of?
Being Too Touchy
The essence of going to a nude strip club is to enjoy the sights, the flirtations and the lap dances of course. This means everything else except alcohol is hands off. Yes, it’s tempting to have a woman grind on you naked. But, that’s the whole point of a strip club!
Using Your Phone
It’s bad enough that your girlfriend texted you twice already, and you checked; logging in on Facebook spoils the whole experience for everyone. Constantly staring on your phone usually comes as a turn off to the dancer because you are subconsciously telling her, “you’re boring, and I need a distraction from whatever this is.”
Be Cautious With Your Spending
So your friends told you that making it rain is the language in strip clubs, but is that really what you want with your salary? It’s irresponsible and makes you a prey to for every stripper in the club.
Don’t be Too Stingy
A fully nude strip club has its perks, which means much as you are not supposed to be a spendthrift in one of these places – you are also not supposed to be too stingy. The best way to appreciate these performers is by giving them useful tips. Cheap men don’t usually receive the attention given to their counterparts.
Skipping Out on A Tab
You’ve taken a few drinks, had a lap dance and now you’ve refused to pay. The bouncers are not on call to have a conversation with you, which means they’ll take you behind the club and give you a good beating. If that’s not enough, you’ll get banned not only from the nude strip club in question but every other one in your area.
Believing You Are Special
Yes, these women have the power to make you feel every type of way. And for the faint at heart and mind, this character trait could be the beginning of a lot of troubles. Strippers are performers, and most of them are there to work. This means, it’s all about tips for them, and they can do anything to get those tips, including getting you from the house using a flirtatious text.
Using your Credit Card
Although using your credit card is rarely allowed in a fully nude strip club, it’s often considered a bad choice by the dancers. Tipping them becomes impossible with you paying for drinks and the champagne room using the card. And if that’s not enough, you’ll be shocked at how much you are charged every time you swipe your card.
Expecting Sex At Any Point
Tempting and seductive as they might seem, it is such a bad decision to spend so much money on one expecting to have sex with them in the champagne room or at the end of their shift. Some of them are offended by request given that they might be married and this is just working for them. Granted, some strippers give it up to their clients every once in a while. This does not mean that each one of them is ready to get down with you, not at all.
To elevate your next nude strip club experience and avoid getting kicked out or banned from a club, then you are highly recommended to avoid making these bad decisions. If you go to a new strip club and are still unsure of what and what not to do, then it’s best that you check with the rules of the club to be safe.