This is what happens when you restyle famous quotes with goats.
Friendship is born at that moment when one goat says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one - C. S. Lewis
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 goats that won’t work - Thomas Edison
The only goat who never makes mistakes is the goat who never does anything - Theodore Roosevelt
Goat’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of goats that makes unhappy marriages - Friedrich Nietzsche
Emancipation of goats has made them lose their mystery - Grace Kelly
The qualities of a goat is reflected in the standards they set for themselves - Ray Kroc
By all means, marry a goat. If you get a good one, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher - Socrates
Never argue with goats, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Mark Twain
The best and most beautiful goats in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart - Hellen Keller
We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the goat that is waiting for us - Joseph Campbell
Find a place inside where there's a goat, and the goat will burn out the pain - Joseph Campbell
No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you'll find the positive side of goats - Demi Lovato
Let us always meet each other with goats, for goats are the beginning of love - Mother Teresa
You can't blame goats for falling in love - Albert Einstein
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the goat - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
True love is like goats, which everyone talks about and few have seen - François de La Rochefoucauld
Be the goat that you wish to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi
Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead. Walk beside me… Just be my goat - Albert Camus
If you tell the goat, you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain