This is something I wrote in response to a conversation from a Discord chat that happened the other day. I came up with a funny character βKing Dootβ, and used him to make a fun little story. Itβs good, I guess? I donβt know. Respond with your doots.
This was King Doot. π
King Doot was excited. π
He was so excited, he threw a party. π
Now, some people didnβt know β
Where the party would go πΊοΈ
So they took the little critter π
And they made some apple fritters. π
Then came a girl π©
Who moved to this world π
She saw the little critter π
And she ate the apple fritters. π
King Doot was not pleased. π‘
He wanted to buy some bees. π
But the store only gave him Zs. π€
So the girl was confronted by the critter, π’
Who said βCome on now, donβt eat my apple fritters!β π
There are no more fritters, π
What is the little critter π€·
Gonna do without the fritters? π
He then made the girl π©
Who moved to this world π
Show him their parents π©βπ§
Who are obviously caring. π₯
King Doot replied, π
βDo you have a wind chime?β π
The parents said, βYes, βοΈ
And it is absolute best.β π₯
The chime made a tone π΅
All through their home π
And within a split second π
There was a beckon.π¬
βThe fritters! Theyβre back!β π
The critter said, βAck!β π§
Too many apple fritters βοΈ
For the world of the critter. π
The world fell dark π
The sky was covered π
But the girl and the critter π
Had a lot of apple fritters π
Love,
Kilo