This is something I wrote in response to a conversation from a Discord chat that happened the other day. I came up with a funny character ‘King Doot’, and used him to make a fun little story. It’s good, I guess? I don’t know. Respond with your doots.
This was King Doot. 😀
King Doot was excited. 😁
He was so excited, he threw a party. 🎉
Now, some people didn’t know ❔
Where the party would go 🗺️
So they took the little critter 😁
And they made some apple fritters. 🍏
Then came a girl 👩
Who moved to this world 🌏
She saw the little critter 😃
And she ate the apple fritters. 🍎
King Doot was not pleased. 😡
He wanted to buy some bees. 🐝
But the store only gave him Zs. 💤
So the girl was confronted by the critter, 💢
Who said “Come on now, don’t eat my apple fritters!” 🍏
There are no more fritters, 🍎
What is the little critter 🤷
Gonna do without the fritters? 🍏
He then made the girl 👩
Who moved to this world 🌏
Show him their parents 👩👧
Who are obviously caring. 🏥
King Doot replied, 😎
“Do you have a wind chime?” 🎐
The parents said, “Yes, ✔️
And it is absolute best.” 🥇
The chime made a tone 🎵
All through their home 🏠
And within a split second 🕑
There was a beckon.💬
“The fritters! They’re back!” 🔙
The critter said, “Ack!” 😧
Too many apple fritters ⚖️
For the world of the critter. 🌏
The world fell dark 🌃
The sky was covered 📔
But the girl and the critter 😌
Had a lot of apple fritters 🍎
Love,
Kilo