Hey steemit. Hope you are positive! Stick firmly to your chair! I tried to gather the best jokes from all other the internet, hope you like it!
- Chuck Norris knows the Victoria's Secret.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
- Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
- Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
- Chuck can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes
Hope you enjoyed reading as much as i enjoyed listing them! :D Have a good day!
