Larki pathan se: Tum khali pait kitne saib khate ho?
Pathan: Chaar.
Larki: Nahin sirf ek, kyunki is ke baad tum khali pait nahin rahoge.
Pathan: Wah yaar kamal ho gaya, hum apne dost ko bhi btaye ga.
Pathan dost se: Tum khali pait kitne saib khate ho?
Dost: Paanch.
Pathan: Oh yaar! tu agar chaar bolta to bohot mast joke btata.