It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it
overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."
"That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The
teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet
I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right,
but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild
guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner.
The teacher held he package overhead, but it was
leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her
finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher
repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the
leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy
replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one
more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
SURPRISE!.
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