There once was a troll
who had many friends
Friends he named himself
on each steemit account
6 Trolls
stealing from hard working creators
Posting their work as their own
Abusing the flag to down vote many others just cause they can
Trolls who feel you don't deserve a thing
That is their game
As a troll guild they wanted to party
Flew in from there shit hole of a home
one late Vegas night
They grabbed an UberX
although they needed the XL
Cheap Fucks
The fattest of the trolls
called front seat
his Ugly friends laid 5 high in the back seat
smelling like death
shit on their breath
Uber driver claimed a $1200 cleaning and damage fee on the Trolls account
after the Uber was relieved of the stench
Grrrr went the trolls
The trolls heads now turned in unison
The Lights of the Strip club
Bzzz Bzzz Bzzzz
the flickering beckoned them closer
They walked through Leather double doors
The strippers danced all around them
It was the most glorious sight for these trolls
hours they were there
time came and went
Jugs and ass in hands
but not their own
Smiles turned to frowns at the sight of these horrid trolls
Now the stolen steem dollar bills from the authors
started running low
Sexy honeys never paid them much attention
The ladies had no shame in sweeping their money up
when their song was up
The trolls threw all their money at these broads, anyways.
Stupid trolls
Epic troll faces where to much
for the Topless gals to take in for very long
pain between the trolls legs strenghtened
so they attempted to use force and grabs some ass
Slap Slap Slap
went the hands of the dancers
A bouncers
as big as Harambe
had arrived
Boys Boys Boys
Come Come Come
Take is easy
How about
a ride in a limo
See the night sites
Music banging
Here is some nice stiff drinks for you all
Harambe the Bouncer
took them way way out
into a dark starless desert
Drinks hitting them hard now
All the basic ass trolls
got out of the stretch to gaze at the
Las Vegas Strip in the Distance
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Dead Trolls