NO…!!! Not because I was afraid of Covid-19; I'm much too healthy to be slayed by symptoms of a Flu (Even though I am an old goat)
Some of my friends know that I'm a bit Hermit-Like by nature, while others suspect I might be weird in that way. Fortunately, nobody knows how weird I am in other ways, exposing me to the general population resulting in scores of the curious, seeking me out and following my movements throughout the day.
As for Corona Virus preparedness, I'm well equipped with ample supplies to endure the impending, long-term, government mandates to "stay home".
I've got Spam, Coffee & Toilet Tissue aplenty, which I fortunately managed to acquire from the homes of dead Covid-19 victims in the neighborhood.
It's not like I STOLE the stuff...this is an emergency situation of epidemic proportions...!!! The people I borrowed these items from were all dead. I doubt they'll miss any of the stuff they were so greedily hoarding...?!?!?
Anyway...
So... Why was I in self-imposed isolation, if not due to fear of attack by tiny little microbes, causing extensive biological damage to my tender innards...???
Well...in actuality, I was merely under Cyber-Isolation...!!! In reality, I was going about my business as usual for the most part; riding atop my pet hippo down a one-way street, going the wrong way. It's a fun thing to do in order to annoy local authorities and grouchy old coots alike...
You should try doing things like that once in awhile, to make your life more interesting and enjoyable. Adopting an old stray Hippo from your local Animal Rescue League is simple and inexpensive; It's a very humane act of kindness as well.
Well, my friends... That's about it for now
Stay well, or get well...
I'll talk at'cha soon.
Ciao