These are the top reasons I'm a horrible mother...according to my resident experts on horrible mothers (ages 7 and 10)
You never let us do anything fun! Examples: anything that foreshadows a trip to the ER, dismemberment, or death
The food you make is GROSS. Examples: anything not candy
It's not FAIR! Examples: anything
Grrrrmrrrumph stomp Examples: still figuring this one out but seems to be for when I'm so horrible real words cannot adequately express it