Dear jumpsuit makers.
Winter is here. Well, almost. Autumn is here. I am freezing my hands off. I have this thing about jumpsuits. More specifically sleeping ones. I love them. I love them soft and warm and warm and did I say warm already? To my shame, I often wear em during the day too. Especially on the weekends. I will stay in that body armor all day long and do my business as usual. I didn't yet reach the point where I would actually leave my home in it. No ... my jumpsuits are a well-kept secret (well not here obviously - the net can pretty much tolerate everything).
There is a downside to my sleeping apparel though.
1.) Bathroom breaks. Usually, the moment I manage to get it dressed.
Note: I need a behind zipper for urgent cases. I have a very nervous bowl.
2.) My cats looooove it. Especially the star one, which is made from fleece.
3.) My man does not share my cat's idea of sexy.
Even the notion of me wearing nothing under does not help. Fix this, please. I do not know how will you manage to do that and still keep it warm, cozy and in full body cover-up. Maybe add a tacky print with boobs or something. Thank you.